By Kathryn Cherkas
Program Manager, Friendship Center Montecito
Hello Everyone,
In times like these, we need to remember to laugh! As many of you know, we like to start our days with a joke on the chalk board in front of our Montecito site. To make up for the many days of missed corny jokes, I’d like to pass along some humor to brighten your week!
Chalkboard Jokes:
What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
o A maybe
Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
o There’s no menu – you get what you deserve
You know that light travels faster than sound, right?
o Yeah, that’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak!
Why is it so hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs?
o Because they always take things literally.
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day.
o A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
o SUPPLIES!
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
o A Mississippi
Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?
o Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.
What washes up on tiny beaches?
o Microwaves
What are the strongest days of the week?
o Saturday and Sunday, the rest are weekdays
The other day I tried to make a chemistry joke…
o but I got no reaction
Why are frogs so happy?
o They eat whatever bugs them